If I were a month, I would be: October
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Tuesday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 8 AM
If I were a planet, I would be: Mars
If I were a sea animal, I would be: Manta ray
If I were a direction, I would be: North North South
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: A well-used and (hopefuly) well-loved computer chair
If I were a sin, I would be: Wrath
If I were a historical figure I would be: Patton
If I were a liquid, I would be: Powerade (seriously, 80% of your body is water, 80% of mine is the 'ade)
If I were a stone, I would be: Ruby or Haematite
If I were a tree, I would be: Silver birch
If I were a bird, I would be: A phoenix
If I were a tool, I would be: Walther WA2000 bullpup sniper rifle
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Plum blossom tree
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Autumn day winds with the bright sunlight of summer radiating down
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a silver dragon
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: An Electric Ukulaye (spelling? who needs spelling!)
If I were an animal, I would be: would be? Am baby *rowr*
If I were a colour, I would be: The colour of fire reflected in your eye
If I were an emotion, I would be: Rightous fury
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a potato (couch variety)
If I were a sound, I would be: the sound of wind through high mountaintops
If I were an element, I would be: Cooling lava (fire/earth)
If I were a car, I would be: A beetle with a serious mod-job on it. Lots of love has been invested and beats the panties off ones that 'look' better
If I were a song, I would be: Hundred Mile High City - Ocean Colour Scene
If I were a movie, I would be: Dawn of the Dead (new version)
If I were a book, I would be written by: fate, chance and luck
If I were a food, I would be: powerade (it's a food, right?)
If I were a place, I would be: A welcoming place to sit and shelter from the winds in a mountain pass, I'd also have a jacuzzi
If I were a taste, I would be: lemon/lime
If I were a scent, I would be: of a coming thunderstorm
If I were a religion, I would be: taking the piss out of all the rest , oh! Flying Spaghetti monster!
If I were a word, I would be: Onomatopoea
If I were a body part, I would be: your neck (keeps your head on your shoulders)
If I were a facial expression, I would be: devilish
If I were a subject in school, I would be: Biochemistry
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Vash the Stampede (Trigun)
If I were a shape, I would be: a tetrahedrom
If I were a number, I would be: 7777777
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: shoulder pad-symbols (Sode-mon)
If I were a piece of jewellery, I would be: That ring that fits so well you can't tell it's on
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: A cowboy hat