If I were a month, I would be: October
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Tuesday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 8 AM
If I were a planet, I would be: Mars
If I were a sea animal, I would be: Manta ray
If I were a direction, I would be: North North South
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: A well-used and (hopefuly) well-loved computer chair
If I were a sin, I would be: Wrath
If I were a historical figure I would be: Patton
If I were a liquid, I would be: Powerade (seriously, 80% of your body is water, 80% of mine is the 'ade)
If I were a stone, I would be: Ruby or Haematite
If I were a tree, I would be: Silver b